trainthief:

trainthief:

wish customer service jobs operated w video game standards, so a customer would come up to me and i’d say “greetings traveler! looking to trade?” and they’d only had 4 options for their response 

i’d just stand there wiping down the same part of the counter for 8 hours until my shift ended and then id drop everything and walk away and if you tried to interact with me i’d just keep running into you silently until you moved 

futureblackwakandan:

femmetops:

thecommonchick:

OMG! 😂

The plane while I suck his dick in the bathroom:

STOP Asgdhdkkskfkff

programmerhumour:

Someone try this

tokoshi:

when a pokemon keeps jumping around and avoiding your pokeballs 

beardedmrbean:

auroraborealis1890:

nerdonthemoon:

me @ my friends with mental health issues: i love you so much!!! i’m here if you ever need anything and i support you and believe in you 💖💖💖💖

me @ myself: *hitting myself with a stick* WHY CANT YOU FUNCTION LIKE A NORMAL FUCKING HUMAN BEING!!!! IM SICK OF YOUR SHIT!!! GET OUT OF BED!!! BE HAPPY!!!!! THERE IS NOTHING WRONG WITH UR STUPID ASS FFS

spicymatcha:

LGPE is so immersive letting you interact with Pikachu all the time :D

operattack:

bye bitch

smashheadcannons:

lazorgator:

If an enemy avoids getting hit by an Alolan Whip after having already grabbed them and making the ropes spawn (such as a change in their vertical position caused by a rising platform,) Incineroar makes this pose.

Hey op, face the truth

jigglypuffsvevo:

“Don’t catch me or my son ever again.”

electricbiorchestra:

unbotheredmuse:

everythingfox:

O.O